GHISLAINE Maxwell revealed that she is “playing peek” with prison guards and has an imaginary friend to keep her company while she awaits her sex trafficking trial.
The 59-year-old claimed she “impressed” guards with her agile hair skills despite only being equipped with a nail clipper and a tiny mirror.
As well as supposedly sharing her books and food recommendations with the officers, she says she also spends time playing hide-and-seek with staff.
The alleged lady told Mail On Sunday: “I play peek-a-buu, hiding behind pillars and the guards join in. There are always smiles everywhere.
“Then I have a ‘monstrous move’ where I raise my hands and grumble and they make it back. We laugh.”
But she had previously said that her time in prison was not a ridiculous thing and sighed that she was being treated like a “Hannibal Lecter”.
Maxwell, who is accused of helping find teenage girls for billionaire financier Epstein to abuse, has complained that she is “weak” and “weak” because of the poor food supplies provided by the U.S. government.
“I got food so too nuke that it looked like Chernobyl after the nuclear fallout,” she said.
“The salads are withered from mold, an apple had larvae, they gave me a black wet banana. It was bread so wet, water came out when you pressed it.”
The heiress explained that she created an imaginary cell chamber after being trapped in a solitary cell since she was imprisoned – and has a light shone into her cell every 15 minutes to make sure she wasn’t self-harming.
Maxwell continued: “Strange things are happening. The toilet is flowing, the shower is on when no one is around.
“When it happens, it alerts the guards so I created a ‘cellmate’ called A-17 so when something strange happens I blame it on A-17.”
She also claimed that “scary” guards are watching her when she uses the bathroom and shower.
Maxwell said that despite the observation problems, she managed to find a friend in the toilet a “friendly rat,” which she says would jump out of an open sewer drain.
I got food so too nuke that it looked like Chernobyl after the nuclear fallout.
Among her other growls, she said she was initially given “huge grandma’s pants” to wear.
The 59-year-old then insisted she was innocent before the start of her jury’s election on Monday morning, with her six-week lawsuit commenced on November 29.
Maxwell denies six charges including seduction of minors and sex trafficking of children, which carries a maximum sentence of 80 years in prison.
From 1994 to 2004, she allegedly “facilitated and contributed” to the abuse of children by her ex-boyfriend Epstein.
But she claims she is being used as a deputy culprit for him after he committed suicide pending trial for sex crimes in August 2019.
And she fears she is “painted in a negative light” which will “poison” her jury group and disrupt the outcome of her trial.
Maxwell faces a maximum of 80 years in prison if found guilty of abusing and providing young girls for Epstein.
“GHISLAINE WAS THE PRINCE”
Her relationship with Prince Andrew will also be put back on screen for the court to hear evidence.
Virginia Roberts is expected to face Maxwell across the courtroom, and claims she was “sexually smuggled” to the Prince three times when she was 17 and therefore a minor.
Prince Andrew vehemently denies all claims and insists that he cannot remember ever meeting Mrs. Roberts.
Ms Roberts described Maxwell as a monster adding: “She is evil, pure evil.
“Epstein was a sick pedophile but Ghislaine was the mastermind.”